Okay, here's the deal. I am really a princess. What? You don't believe me? I don't blame you. I am however related to royalty. British Royalty. Through Mary Boleyn. You know, the much maligned sister of Anne Boleyn. Anne of the supposedly red hair, apparently 6th finger and unrelenting seductive techniques.Oh, and she had her head lopped off by some guy called King Henry VIII.
|Sir William Carey|